Most Gracious Running Gods,
Although I am but a peasant I present myself before you today to ask your favor. I begin by thanking you for your graciousness from sacrifices past and hope they are still fresh in your memory as I have none to lay at your feet this day. For today I can give no sacrifice of hills or enduring bad weather for I can not run. Today I come not to seek favorable race conditions nor PR dreams, but rather I come to ask for my health. Particularly the health of my Lankle. It seems over the last few weeks it's anger has reached epic proportions and despite reduction of mileage and giving it ample R.I.C.E'ing it continues to be problematic. Today I will toe the entrance of the Doctor's Office and fear the worst. I beg of you to please spare me the fatal diagnoses I fear to receive!!! Ask of me anything, anything and I shall make it so! (Even if it involves clowns and goats! Desperate times call for desperate measures!)
Most Humbly Yours,
Morgan aka Redhead Running
35 comments:
hmmmmm. clowns AND goats? like you said....desperate times... good luck, Red!
May the doctors be magicians who figure out what's wrong, pop the Lankle back into place and *poof* get you back running. Seriously, it happened to me once. One of my ankle bones was slightly out of place.
I'm not exactly sure what could possibly involve clowns AND goats, and I'm too scared to ask.
Hope the doc can help you through this.
hmm, what i'm getting out of this is that if the running gods tell you your lankle will be fine under the sole condition that you must forever run in a clown or goat costume you will accept/obey??
in all seriousness, good luck! keep us posted!!
Good luck today! I'll be lifting you up in my thoughts all day.
Good luck at the Doctors! Hopefully they will be able to help you and everything will be ok!
I will pray for you.
Let me know how it goes!
Good luck! Let us know how it goes!
Good luck! Injuries suck, but you will get better! I know I have prayed for sweet relief before... It's a right of passage you know your a real runner when you get an injury! Which I think is wrong shouldn't we be rewarded by Him for being active, healthy people? If the world was ran by runners we be in sweet bliss all day :)
Good luck, I wish you a non-threating diagnosis and a quick recovery...
PS: I've heard that clown sacrifice helps with running injuries...
good luck! hoping it's just a fairy dust sprinkle and poof! you're at 100%. :)
Good luck!!! Keep me posted!
Oh nooo, I am so sorry it is just not getting better. FINGERS CROSSED that all goes well at the doc.
Ah, this letter defines my week! I wish you the best of luck in the doctors!! Crossing my fingers!
Good luck, and good job going to the doctor!!
P.S. Love your blog! I just did my first half marathon last weekend ! I've enjoyed reading your insight into running things such as the runner boob loss epidemic! lol! (it's true!!!)
Good luck! I really hope goats and clowns stay out of it!
Fingers crossed you get good news!
Good luck, that sucks about your ankle.
Good news, good news, good news... I'll be chanting that until I hear what the doc says. Good luck!
Good luck lady!
I just found out from the doc yesterday that they are finally doing surgery on my ankle/foot....any injury that has plagued me since last June. May 12th is d-day....
I hope your trip is nothing more than a RICE situation...
Good luck! I hope you get good news.
Sending lots of positive vibes your way!!!
You'd know pretty quick if something was torn or broken. Maybe a bad sprain, but you'll be OK. I spent 5 weeks on the shelf with a bad ankle, and I had to work to get back, but you don't lose it all. It just gets buried beneath a little dust.
Do what the doctor says to get better and you'll get better.
I just sacrificed a toenail to the running gods in your honor... hope it helps!
I will sacrifice an old race bib, and maybe and old race t-shirt if it so pleases the gods, all for the Lankle.
Sending good lankle vibes your way!!
Good luck and best wishes!
good luck girlie, sending you LOTS of good thoughts!
I am a new reader, and am not entirely sure yet what exactly a lankle is, but I feel as if it is one of my own. May the running Gods show mercy on your Lankle.
Sarah
Best of luck Morgan!
sending you healthy injury free vibes!!! :)
My fingers are crossed for you, too!
Fingers crossed. Love you Boo.
Wow, how am I really behind this much!!??
Well, glad that it all turned out good!!
Obvs all of those goats that I petted were thinking of you.
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