First and foremost I want to thank everyone that stopped by Friday's post about Operation Jack and donated to my fundraising page. It means so much to me that ya'll are willing to help me raise awareness for Autism!!! For those wondering, my donation page will be open until I run Gasparilla (Feb. 28th 2010) so you have time to donate if you weren't able to Friday. Thanks again everyone so very much!!!
Fumbling thru 12 Miles with Irish
Picture it; It's 6:30 a.m., I'm driving along not paying any attention and suddenly I see a ninja cop and realize I'm going 66 in a 50 mph zone. *Cue flashing lights* D@mn it.
I text Irish Cream that I'm getting a ticket... In the parking lot... where she's waiting for me. Awesome.
This is how I start my morning Saturday. Thankfully I only got a warning and quickly met up with Irish. Parking was blocked off so we drive around trying to find a spot nearby. That's when we realize that there's a 5k race about to take place. On the trail we're about to do our long run on. Awesome.
Then she trips on the sidewalk. On absolutely nothing. Awesome.
We synchronize Garmins, begin our run and laugh at how much we are sucking this morning.
Then there's a detour. Awesome.
We haven't even gone a mile and a half and we're already laughing ourselves silly at all the random things that are happening on this run. As we continue running along we realize neither of us have our phones or any idea where we are. We begin to wonder if we'll ever find our way back to the trail and start joking about how the cop that pulled me over will be interviewed all upset because we came up missing. I know that probably doesn't sound very funny but if you were there for the running commentary you'd have been entertained. Or maybe not... maybe we were both just run-tarded.
We eventually got back on the trail and at the 5ish mark we Gu'd and I make the brilliant decision to attempt math regarding mileage and how "if we just add this turn here and loop around there" that should put us at about 12 miles when we near the car again. Yeahnotsomuch. After a few more close calls of Irish tripping on absolutely nothing, getting sprayed right in the face by a sprinkler and going back through that whole detour area again we near the race course that is on the trail where we started and realize we still have well over a mile to go. (Math on run = FAIL.) Irish breaks off to head to school and I wrap up the last of it myself. We FAILED to take a pic yet again but otherwise it was a great run filled with lots of randomness that kept us laughing pretty much the entire run.
NEW KICKS

HERMES
That is what I have decided to rename Captain Bluebear.
Hermes is the great Messenger of the gods in Greek mythology. He is athletic and is always looking out for runners, or any athletes with injuries who need his help. Hermes delivered messages from Olympus to the mortal world. He wears shoes with wings on them and uses them to fly freely between the mortal and immortal world.
I think it's pretty fitting name since Hermes, aka Hermi for short, will be delivering me all my running info and hopefully helping me become a better runner. Paired up with the new kicks and Coach EK's training plan; I'm hoping for quite the PR come Gasparilla in 11 weeks!!!
29 comments:
Love getting new shoes :)
Girls + Math = Fail!!!
:-)
I love new shoes! Actually, I think I have a buying problem, I have a pair on the way right now!
Glad you and Irish got to hang even if your maith wasn't stellar - glad you got out there though!
Oh, and so thankful you didn't get a ticket :)
I have only gotten pulled over once and was not able to talk myself out of the ticket ;-( Glad to hear that you had a fun run. I love having a running partner :-)
Hehehe... I love the comedy that comes with TRYING to go for a weekend LOng run.. Have had similar issues with my buddy Amanda, including a Pirate Parade and Pony rides where we usually park.. Oh and an accident between the 2 of us. Math on the RUN is never easy.
GREAT shoes!!
Love the name, My Garmin still needs a name. Maybe I will call is Garmi...
Hermi was the name of my Turtle who died a few months back.. WAAAAAAHHH!!
Love the new shoes - I have the same model except I think mine are blue? Sounds like your run was a whole lot of fun atleast! :)
I got the same kicks not too long ago. They are FANTASTIC. Have fun breaking them in!
Run-tard is pretty much my new favorite word ever :)
Love the new kicks. It's crazy how much of a difference a new pair of shoes makes. My legs were killing me until I got some new ones!
I want to run with you and Irish Creme some time. I think the ab workout from laughing alone would make it worth it. :o)
I thought Hermey was an elf who wanted to be a dentist? Just sayin....
Ho Ho Ho!
hahahah glad you survived the run. the odds were def not in your guys favor. :p I like the new garmin name and the shoes are cuuuuute which is important of course. :)
Those new shoes are totally cute! At least you didnt get a ticket from the cop! I hate how you can get distracted while driving cause you are just zoning out and then you go to fast!!
OMG I swear, we are the same while on our runs. Why I insist on doing math while running is BEYOND me. I've hit the trail without a phone or any clue where the hell I am...
Oh and super cool ninja cop gave you a warning, IMO they should NOT be pulling people over that early in the morning...
Oh my gosh, I'm glad you two survived the run. Sounds like there were a few close calls to even STARTING it. One of those runs.......
Hermes - I like it!
Awesome eventful 12 mile run. Math on the run rarely works out. At least you weren't too far off.
Nice new shoes. New shoes always make running more exciting.
English major = bad at math. All kinds of math. I just can't do it. Especially on the run!
Hermes is the perfect name! I mean, check out those winged sneaks! I'm seriously contemplating attaching some to my shoes for Disney.
botched runs somehow always end with a crazy story!
run-tarded has entered my vocabulary. thanks :)
mid-run math is always dangerous. and Captain Bluebear is now Hermes. I've been replaced eh?
new boyfriend?
oh wait, no. you said "etc" though. (jk schmoopy spike)
umm yeah i suck at math whether or not i'm running. way to go on the speeding ticket. you should move to a one-cop town like me! and man i thought i was unique with my 26.2 donation but i saw someone beat me to it.
Hermi is a great name! Glad you had a ..... run with Irish, sounds adventurous! Phew, good thing you only got a warning, that woulda sucked to get a ticket! Still laughing at your email today.... lol
At least you had a fantastic time on the long run, even though it didn't really work out :)
every once in a while you need a funny run like that to keep you humble ;) yeah right! that is a typical run for me...haha. I can't do math while not running, I am not sure why I think running improves my skills :) At least I'm not alone! Love the new kicks :)
so, the long run became a fun run with a good story to share... luv it! :)
nothing wrong with an *entertaining* LR! Sounds like you gals are having fun :)
Hermes - very fitting!! I like it.
Ha, I'm pretty sure that i'd just bag the run and call it a day. No good could come from so many issues. Nice work knocking out the miles.
New shoes = bliss. And I love Hermi; it's perfect.
You should have a videocam next time you run with Irish...I'm sure it would be classic! Fun times!
Congrats on your new kicks too...they even look fast and speedy!
What a crazy run! I hate miscalculating the mileage math in my head and ending up short...or long, for that matter! And love the kicks, I think I might have the same ones? Or are mine 2140's? I don't know....
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