The final leg was tough for all of us. Every one of us ran during the middle of the afternoon and got a total beat down from the sun. Even Speedy McSpeederson got slowed up a little (and by a little I mean 10 whole seconds... Show off!). Between lack of sleep, multiple runs and the heat we were all a little punch drunk and there may or may not have been more than a few impromptu Booty Shaking dances on the side of the road as well as random commentary of things happening around us. Let's just say that EVERYTHING was hilarious this leg. Everything.
Especially this sign:
LEG 2 RECAP
(Runner / Miles Ran / Pace / Notes from Run)
- Caribbean Steve - 8.6 M / 9:02 - Running at Noon in Florida = Smack Down
- Jason - 8 M / 7:17 - 2 Road Kills & we had to plot against him to make him drink water!!!
- B.o.B - 7.6 M / 9:17 - 2 Road Kills including a small child
- P-Funk - 3 M / 9:00 - 3 Road Kills
- Redhead - 6.3 M / 10:35 - Stopped at 4 Stop Lights
- Captain - 7.6 M / 7:58 - 6 Road Kills, 1 HUGE bridge over to Daytona and brought us into the Finish line STRONG! Go Captain!!!
"Why is our navigator sleeping?"
"Hey, it's not pretty; it's not sexy; it may not even be healthy; but d@mn it, it's Rangar and it's an Adventure!!!" ... "Hey that's a slogan... write that down!"
Captain - "Do you see this bug?" just before mooning Millionaire & Redhead
Coach Tom felt up Red's... hair.
Captain told Caribbean Steve he needs a Jog Bra
Jason "Does what he wants!"
Captain makes a private video of P-Funk massaging B.o.B
The 3 best days of Steve's Life...
"Patricia is like a big aunt to me!"
"Red did you lend Jason your shorts? Actually his shorts are shorter than yours. Those are shorty shorts!"
B.o.B is deceptively slow looking.
"Are we going to wear our half shirts for the Finish?"
"Red you pee so much. Do you pee your bed?"
Steve randomly announces he needs to "Wash Balls"
"It smells like Tiger Breeze in here!" (Tiger Balm + Febreeze)
Red doesn't care if McDonalds gives you super human Tri-powers, she's still not eating it.
"If I can't please it, I'll damage it" - Captain regarding B.o.B's lady parts.
Texts sent this leg included:
We just started the final leg. Its HOT! We're all pretty beat... But nothing an impromptu booty dance session on the side of the road can't fix!
Texting u from a porta potty. Class has flown out the window.
It's hot & smelly in here.
Post Ragnar Ramblings/Thoughts
GO TEAM HALF NUTS!!!
Official Results: 26/113 Teams Overall & 12th in the Mixed Coed Division
(Official Finish Time: 30:23:36)